when your parents ask you to help them with technology
Orlando Traffic, yay.
I just saw the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life.
| Coworker: | Mmm, you smell good |
| Me: | Oh, thanks! I just switched to a new- |
| Coworker: | like fried chicken |
| Me: | Uh, what? |
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
